Sms Coversation with a Moron

A: Want to go turf city for steamboat dinner tonite?
B: Who else going?
A: Asking ard now.
B: U treat ah?
A: Can.. No prob, u come and fetch me there lor.
B: Der.. I use wat to fetch u.. u cok!
A: U Piggy back me there lor.
B: PIGGGGGG... R u disabled, piggy back u.. Derrrrr... Crazy...


-_-" The amazing things a moron can come up with...